You still get a ShaWHAM!

Tasty Oreo is back and slinging the insults!!! 

One of the things I always loved about SYTYCD is that they do not seem to take pleasure in tearing apart the dancers. However, Tasty (my nickname, not his given name) was kind of going to town on a few people. I guess you can't blame him, some people are ridiculous, and it must be hard to hold back and not let them know how horrible they are. 

As scottschwartz815 said on my first blog "I actually felt sorry for the judges," in reference to the girl with the light saber antics. And I agree! What do you do with those people. Well, we know what Tasty DeLite would do....tell them to flush it like a public toilet.

So, right after Tony (medic!) was Priscilla, who was almost too good. I mean she was beyond beautiful. I kept expecting her to say, "just kidding, I am already a professional dancer and have been for years." If any of the other dancers want to get ahead, this is the girl to push down a flight of stairs.

Then came Janette and Romulo who were crazy hot. The old "turn around split lift" was perfect for getting yourself straight to Vegas. Very reminiscent of the Pamchenko in The Cutting Edge. It's a bit dangerous, but if you pull it off, you are gonna get some high marks...toe pic. 

And then we met the Goth Punky Brewster twins...who I secretly liked! And I will tell you why. Of all the bad people we see, they were the most organized. There was some legitimate choreography involved. Remember when one twin fake kicked her sister who then fell to the ground? I feel like they had a little something going on, yet obviously completely horrible as well. And they are not identical twins, they looked nothing alike.

Did anyone else notice that Tasty was kind of acting like Marisa Tomei in My Cousin Vinny? I kept expecting him to get up and go "my biological clock is ticking like this..." (cue foot pounding).

So obviously Joseph Smith with his orange tie and "ShaWHAM" was phenomenal. And you've gotta love someone who shows up to a show with a pre-determined catch phrase. But there is always that fear, with people like him, that he is going to be a one trick pony. I hope not. I was glad he made it to Vegas. I hope we see more of him. 

I did NOT see what the judges saw in Miss Washington. At all. And I re-watched it several times. Maybe I was just so distracted by how much I hated her tutu. Or maybe the song scared me. Or maybe the fact that I saw NOTHING special about her. Alas, straight to Vegas, so I missed something.

Random note: Are the plane tickets real? I mean, don't they have to have your name on them? And are they one-way? Do you have to find your own way home after they boot you?

Another question, how do they make the bios for some people. I can grasp how they interview them on the street, but I don't get how they interview them at their dining room table.

Which brings me to Talia. That poor girl. You know those judges were sweating when they had to critique the girl with the dead high school sweetheart husband. And I did think she was pretty mediocre, but alas, she made it to Vegas, so I know nothing.

What do you think? Talk to me.....